May 2012
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May 24th
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May 24th
When guys try and hit on me at the bars
spartan-problems: If they’re ugly: If they’re cute:
May 23rd
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When someone says YOLO
spartan-problems:
May 23rd
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When I go through my party pictures the next day
spartan-problems:
May 23rd
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When I see a Walk of Shame
spartan-problems: If it’s other people: If it’s me:
May 23rd
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When I grab a water bottle from the fridge
spartan-problems: When I drink it and realize it’s vodka: But then I’m like:
May 23rd
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When the guy I like texts me
spartan-problems:
May 23rd
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When I see my drunk texts the next day
spartan-problems:
May 23rd
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May 22nd
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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I smell like
sweat and bar.  I should just get in the shower, but I don’t have the energy. 
May 21st
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It is too hot out tonight...
My house doesn’t have air conditioning. I can’t sleep with out a blanket.  Nor do I like sleeping with out clothes on.  I am in a pickle.  How is this the weather right now…in Michigan…in MAY!! This summer is going to be ridiculous… Waaaahhhhhh :-( 
May 21st
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Anonymous asked: I think you're really cool, and would be a lot of fun to hangout with. I think you're a little unhappy, but I think you do a lot of fun things. I honestly think you're very pretty and you should smile more too :)
May 21st
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